There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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