I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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