I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
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