Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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