we're blogging at a bar
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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