Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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