You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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