i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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