How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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