I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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