Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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