i always forget guys have bellybuttons
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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