he shaved USA in his pubs
no. you can't hotbox the world.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I didn't notice because vodka
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Randomize