How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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