I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I need water and some morals
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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