you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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