Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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