I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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