Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize