I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Is it because I queefed?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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