so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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