i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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