Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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