so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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