I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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