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im about as happy as oj after his trial
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Two words: nipple clamps
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