how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
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