shes about as inviting as chlamydia
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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