i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Randomize
