Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
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