Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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