I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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