So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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