So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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