You were right. It hurts to walk today.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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