So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
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