At least make sure they are 18
Why
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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