there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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