just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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