in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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