Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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