i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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