Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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