piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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