Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
What a dumb baby whore.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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