see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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