things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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