Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I party with great urgency now.
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