speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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