I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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