Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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