I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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