He is an equal opportunity slut.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize