Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I think I sprained my soul last night
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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