dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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