i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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